Wade!

[xp_cypher]

I have discovered a thing. A thing we need to do. For science. Or something.

http://lazysmurf.wordpress.com/2013/09/03/the-hows-and-whys-of-the-taco-cleanse/

Given that October 4 is National Taco Day, clearly we owe it to ourselves to go the FUEGO option.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Exactly in which ways is your life going to ignite with passion once you have done this?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

And how come only Wade gets this invitation?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Because they're gay lovers. Duh.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

FUEGO sounds amazing. I've been feeling a little out of it lately - surely my life could use some passion ignition.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, see.

*content censored*

The end.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I wish there to be photographs.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Passion and a zest for life? Joie de vivre?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Because Wade is my taco bro and I am dumb and forgetful and yes please join us in the wondrous taco cleanse.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...of you and Wade? Kinky.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Only in fanfiction, Maddie.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do not be absurd.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

How in particular should I not be absurd?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I wanted pictures and I am not admitting if I do or not, but mind you that I draw cards from real life sources so you can judge for yourself, I would have already taken them and video besides.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...I feel like I'm being set up for my usual POIDH comment...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Would I ever do that to you?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Frequently.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do you want the pictures which may or may not exist?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Did you know that some of the guys that hang out around Mama Lupe's have started calling you el vacio humano de chimichangas?

(translation, the Human Chimichanga Vacuum)

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Well, since you twist my arm.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Scandalous!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait. Is there fanfiction about us?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That is my new favorite thing. I'm gonna put it on all my shirts.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

He started it.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Wait. Wade was the one all 'content censored', and you were the one who brought up pictures. How exactly did this become MY fault?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You said things were kinky.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

In response to you. That means I didn't start the conversation.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Before that I just wanted pictures of the tacos.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is my skeptical face.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, nice save.

However.

I got my eye on you - the Eye of the Tiger.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Can we finish it?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

But are you Hungry?

Like the Wolf?