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[xp_cypher]

Back from my long weekend of being Zen Master on the Mountain, contemplating the sound of one ______________ (noun) _______________ (verb ending in -ing).

(I was originally going to go with a fart joke there, but I decided Mad Libs are more fun. Make your own!)

I'm catching up on my ________________ (noun), but if anyone wants to _________________ (verb), I'd be ________________ (adjective) to. Just give me _______________ (unit of time) to get ___________________ (verb ending in -ed). ________________ (name), thank you for the _____________ (noun). It was nice to know that someone was _________________ (verb ending in -ing) about me.

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

head, flapping

paddling, rave, glamorous.

12 microsecons, sexed.

Dave, hammer.

driving.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Back from my long weekend of being Zen Master on the Mountain, contemplating the sound of one hand clapping.

I'm catching up on my work related tasks, but if anyone wants to see me, I'd be glad to. Just give me an hour to get prepared. Emma, thank you for the vacation. It was nice to know that someone was thinking about me.

I believe I have this correct. My apologies if I have spoiled the riddle for anyone else.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

butt, farting.

bathroom reading, macarena, overjoyed.

eighty-five days, wallpapered

Maurice (the gangster of love), ostrich, fishing

(dude, I loved these when I was a kid, but my mom banned them after I did one where it was all fart, farting, farted, and butts)

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Banana, twirling like a helicopter.

Sweeping, bounce, frightened.

525,600 Minutes, curled.

Frodo, koala.

Singing

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Time to introduce you to mad libs.

While you are technically correct, the point of mad libs is to be insane and nonsensical.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised you contracted Butts Disease at a young age?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What's Butts Disease?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's a fictional disease characterized by a tendency to BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTS

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Douglas Ramsey, I would like to _________ (verb) your __________ (extremity).

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

________________ (Exclamation)! I'll bring the ___________ (food item).

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is your picture a bananaphone?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's no baloney,
It ain't a pony!

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

How are you two not totally gay with each other?

I know you did this on purpose, but come on. ROYGBIV 4eva.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

__________ (affirmative exclamation)! You are one ________ (adjective) _________ (noun).

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, future mistress of the universe, you have so much to learn.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Now stop.

Hatin' is bad.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

One more shot for us - another round!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Please fill up my cup, don't mess around!

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Yes! Well, no, that was a picture of me with the actual banana I was playing with in the kitchen before I bought the perfect banana phone. I...just wanted to see what it would look like if I had a banana phone with banana peel covering, before I actually bought it.

The test banana was devoured soon after.

(I wonder if there are koala phones.)

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You're a pretty _____________ (adjective) ________________ (noun) yourself, ______________ (nickname).