Oh CHRIST.

[xp_cypher]

Well, I had a great workout venting some excess anger working out with Kyle, and then I got back to my apartment.

(by the way, Kyle, expect your laptop back in a couple days tops)

So, guess who has a voicemail from his parents about how it's spring break in Colorado, and they've decided to come visit their favorite son? I'll give you a hint. It'd be the guy currently putting IcyHot on where he got tagged good in the shoulder.

They'll be here towards the end of this week, which gives me a couple days to...y'know...PANIC.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Icy Hot smells like mint ass.

and dude, my kneecap's still not right, so you can take your whining and shove it.

Thanks for the fix, lemee know when it's done, I'll buy you a burger or something.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Hell yes it does, but it does the job for those of us not blessed with healing factors.

See above, re: healing factor.

After my family visits, I may just hit you up for that. Plus paying my drink tab.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It does the job for people with healing factors, just not for people with sensitive noses. Stuff makes my face hurt.

If you didn't want me to hit you in the shoulder you shouldn't drop your arm like that besides.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Hm, true. I can only imagine how bad it smells to you, given how bad it smells to me.

And I left my shoulder open so I could come in for that takedown, genius.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're a sneaky son of a bitch who doesn't get to bitch about how hard I hit him then. I hope your face hurts more than mine does.

Also I hate fighting short guys. You're all evil.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Should I be asking you how you know what ass smells like?

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Well, you go up to a dog, bend down real low and...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You've never had your face close enough to an ass to smell? I mean, dude, the fun parts aren't that far away.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Not all of us have advanced senses, dude. When I'm that close, smelling things is not what's on my mind.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho. We get to meet the Ramsey's? This shall be interesting. I assume I should be being on my best behaviour then? Or are we to make ourselves scarse while they're around?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Scarce. You have a spellchecker, use it.

If you are not well-behaved I will find those peppers and lace all of your food with them. I know where Doug bought them, and I have rubber gloves.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I'll be good.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

And to think they tell me that threatening people is not productive.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Depends on who you threaten, and how well they know you. I happen to know you will indeed find those peppers if I don't behave.

[xp_daytripper]

Wait, your folks are coming here? Oh, bollocks. It's Happy Normal time, isn't it?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Believe me, "bollocks" was the mildest thing I said after I got off the phone. Thankfully it's only a couple days, and not the whole week. Thank heaven for small favors?