Home again, home again...

Back from my long weekend of being Zen Master on the Mountain, contemplating the sound of one ______________ (noun) _______________ (verb ending in -ing).

(I was originally going to go with a fart joke there, but I decided Mad Libs are more fun. Make your own!)

I'm catching up on my ________________ (noun), but if anyone wants to _________________ (verb), I'd be ________________ (adjective) to. Just give me _______________ (unit of time) to get ___________________ (verb ending in -ed). ________________ (name), thank you for the _____________ (noun). It was nice to know that someone was _________________ (verb ending in -ing) about me.