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[xp_cypher]

To: Everyone
From: Me

Now hear this. Now hear this.

You are all WEIRDOS!

But I love you all anyway.

That is all.

We now return you to your normal mansion lunacy.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

All of us?

That's some ambition. Save it for the ladies. Some of us have had about all the "lovin'" we can take for one day.

Oh, wait, I'm feeling overworked again. Send help.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...

Right, some of you less than others.

Overworked? Anything I can help with?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!

Ahem.

No, seriously, how good are you with EEPROM interfaces? Because the busywork here is massively loading me down. If you know where I can get a bunch of pre-flashed multilayer EEPROM or ADROM units, these simulations would go a LOT faster.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

HaHA! I POUNCE YOU!

Hi Doug! Join the party! At some point we get work done!

(I lie. We're working. Reallyreally hard. But sometimes you have to wait for the machine to go "DING!" and that leaves time for pouncing.)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: Doug
From: Me

duh.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

For once, I agree with Forge. I believe the world may end because of this.

You? Are -very- silly. And at least one of us loves you too.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

If women come to Mars then I'm leaving.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

...and go where?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yay interfaces. Yay things talking to each other.

That's my roundabout way of saying that it's right up my alley.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you pouncing Doug, or Forge?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Forge. I left Doug to you! I am a very kind human being, it's true.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder, do the metal limbs make it harder to pounce Forge?

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. The giggling and squealing coming from the lab Forge and Paige are using would be more disturbing if it wasn't kind of good to hear...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

You would think, wouldn't you? But I'm rather durable. It makes pouncing those with metal limbs much easier.

Speaking of which... I've pounced no one in 45 whole minutes...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

MISSION COMPLETE!

Oh, here's a math problem for you:

Paige + Forge = giggling + squealing

Paigegiggling + Forge = squealing

Eh? Eeeeh?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I admit nothing. A gentleman never tells.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

But here's the thing: me? Not a gentleman.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

tell?

Forge squeals very well.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Well, it seems like you've told for me!

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

there should be more than that!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Most definitely not. A fact for which I am eternally grateful.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Your favourite fact even, I do believe.

I smell much nicer.